I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
Just for that last line.
Praise Jesus!
(Source: joesphjonas)
d0z0:
wait omg this is amazing
wait what does this symbol stand for :$
^what the hell has been going on in your childhood
SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.
Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?
IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG
(Source: thawn)
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
(Source: janetdevlinoffic)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’