using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
(Source: hans--moleman)
This is an Agent Phil Coulson appreciation post.
I CRY EVERY TIME.
EVERY. TIME.
so I did this
to get this
and ended up with this
This is my roommate.
Yes, our household IS awesome.
do you guys remember when you first started listening to all time low and you were like “oh they’re just another band to put in my ipod” but then you started listening to them more and more and you learned their names and watched interviews and everything just spiraled out of control from that point on
Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
(Source: you-are-an-airplane)